Sedition·com is ten years old today –or– Where’s my tin star?
Tuesday, 23 September 2008
Sedition·com is ten years old today. I got 30% through a retrospective which is the same as saying I left it 70% incomplete which is the same as saying a solid “F.” Got an “E” and a smiley face for effort though. Little gold star was out of reach.
Myself: I got you a tin gift.
Me: Really?
Myself: Say it like that, see if I give it to you.
Me: Oh, Jesus. There is nothing worse in the world than a wounded prick.
Myself: Well, there we are then.
Me: Oh, for the love of monkeys. …All right, you win. What did you get me?
Myself: This hat.
Me: Mmmmm…
Myself: It’s tiiiiihhhhh–in.
Me: Tin foil.
Myself: Well, aluminum actually.
Me: I liked it better when your feelings were hurt.
Myself: You really fell for that? I thought you were playing it straight for me. Man! I should be in finance. Suckers like you everywhere, I could talk my way out of a $700,000,000,000 hole easy.
