Chappy Hanukkah!

Friday, 7 December 2007

Hanukkah
a desperate bid by Jewish parents everywhere to prevent their children from converting in droves each December; its limited success due to the fact that eight days of socks, underwear, and potato pancakes cannot hold a candle, let alone eight, to Dream House Barbie and GI Joe.
[see also, labia minora.]
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