Hots on for Nowhere Dr Paul

Wednesday, 12 December 2007

Hotties for Ron Paul

The “Hotties for Ron Paul Calendar”—which includes this model but not this shot—is available for pre-order at a discount. I give the same advice about buying the calendar that I give about voting for Ron Paul. Do it early. Do it often.

Suggested new campaign slogans

  • Ron Paul supports the things most important to America.
  • You think Giuliani is gonna get you some’a this?
  • Vote Paul—Breast in Class!
  • A vote for Ron Paul is a chance to impress this woman and 11 of her friends.
  • Ron Paul, restoring Americans’ right to privacy, barely.
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