Secret messages out in the open #12

Friday, 19 September 2008

Dear _______,

Your need to speak constantly when in a room full of people does not demonstrate that you are intelligent, creative, travelled, and thoughtful as much as it demonstrates that you’re aware of your tragic lack of prettiness, and that you were raised by a cunt of a mother who actively denied you the chance to recognize that your intelligence, creativity, and insights would have been more than enough in the balance.

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