We no longer endorse Ron Paul –or– Changing horses

Wednesday, 2 January 2008

We now throw our considerable influence to the only candidate who has a chance of saving this country: George Washington.

Oh, just a moment… It seems the 22nd Amendment is in play. Well, all right. We’re back with Ron Paul. Please wake us if anything changes on the Amendment front. Roll ’em all back we say. Why stop with the 10th, 5th, 2nd, 1st, 6th… Say, are any still in force? Ah, it’ll all be okay as soon as we can just get another Democrat in the White House.1

1 There is no emoticon for wildly derisive laughter. You’ll just have to imagine it.

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Vagrant

Re: We no longer endorse Ron Paul –or– Changing horses

If we do manage to get another Democrat in the White House, I hope we also have the good sense to nail the doors and windows firmly shut. I'll even help pay for the plywood needed to seal them over. We can drop cans of soup down the chimneys, so the cabinet and the First family don't have to resort to cannibalism.

By Vagrant on 3 January 2008 · 08:43
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Ashley

Re^2: We no longer endorse Ron Paul –or– Changing horses

This is where I would normally make a kosher joke about Chelsea or one of the Huckabee piglets but I’m above that sort of thing now.

By Ashley on 3 January 2008 · 08:56
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Vagrant

Re^3: We no longer endorse Ron Paul –or– Changing horses

I notice a new innovation for concealing and revealing the "hidden teachings".

By Vagrant on 4 January 2008 · 05:40
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Ashley

Re^4: We no longer endorse Ron Paul –or– Changing horses

I’m glad someone finds them.

Doesn’t take much to get some Yeats outta me. :) Nice clarity from a man who said poets shouldn’t really have a role in the political world.

By Ashley on 4 January 2008 · 06:55
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