The real problem with Mitt Romney

Tuesday, 5 February 2008

Did you ever hold a conviction longer than it takes to digest a meal?

I can name a hundred Jews who are despicable pieces of human filth. The US prisons are stuffed to the rafters with Protestants. Child molestation is practically part of the canon with Catholics. I’ve spent so many hours jammed up against the groaning doors and windows of buses thanks to Buddhists that I’ve become claustrophobic. Of the thousands of Baptists I’ve met in my life I can safely say only 3 or 4 wouldn’t better serve mankind rendered for bone meal. Most of the Muslims I’ve met are basically Baptists with a different book in hand and slightly less interest in hygiene.

I never met a Mormon I didn’t like. Till Romney. Fucked it up good for me.

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