This week in the news #40

Saturday, 12 April 2008

Bible is America's favorite book: poll

NEW YORK (Reuters Life!) – When it comes to literary pursuits in the United States most people agree on at least one thing — the most popular book is the Bible, according to a new survey.

When it comes to conversational pass-times in the United States most people agree on at least one thing — lying about your reading material impresses chicks.

In Searching for New Job, Gonzales Sees No Takers

You know why that is? In the private sector shit-for-brains losers whose legal theory is ridiculous at best and a war crime at worst are a huge liability. Close enough for government work only works against juries because they don’t get convened against the Federal government.

Al needs to discover the secret that 1,000,000 half-rate, evil motherfuckers like him already know. Universities will tenure anyone with a résumé longer than the prize dick on their board of regents. The UC system is waiting for you, my evil coyote. Maybe John Yoo can give you a reference. I think he also grew up a short fat kid and shares a certain love of getting back at the world.

Study: Dyslexia differs by language

Do you know why? Because the only thing Noam Chomsky ever actually did to earn himself a tenured position at the top of his field was plain, old fashioned wrong. All it actually takes to demonstrate this is a parrot and a feral child but I’m glad the National Academy of Sciences is catching up with me. Been lonely.

I’m sure Chomsky’s a genius at other stuff though. Like explaining why 1,000,000 dead Iraqis weigh so much more than 75,000,000 dead Chinese. It’s a good riddle.

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