mad genius –or– you didn’t make the cut but this did
When they say mad genius, they never mean “angry.” They always mean “crazy.” Some people would rather say “insane.” Not me. I like “mad.” I think that’s a great way to say “crazy.”
Anyway, the reason they mean crazy is because geniuses are never angry. I’m angry all the time, you know. So, this is just further weight against me being a genius. I’d like to be a genius. I really would. It would be great to work in a think tank or something. That’s where geniuses get to work instead of having Larry jobs of which I’ve had plenty. Maybe I could even work with Dan Quayle. That’s the job he got after being Vice President. He’s in a think tank with lots of other geniuses too.