Secret messages out in the open #12

Wednesday, 23 July 2008

Dear ____,

Statistics are just anecdotes with a certificate. That’s what I’ve heard, anyway.

Maybe if you were less busy trying impress everyone with your Six Sigma bullshit, you’d sound less like a player hater on the fast track to Salingeresque senescence but without all that genius or original achievement in the way;

lonely years delivered
groceries left
of trying to compensate for
what you’ve flushed being so
goddamned right all the time.

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