What to get me for my birthday
Tuesday, 19 August 2008
If anyone wants to know what I want for my 40th birthday (yeah, I said the f-word), I would like just one day this year where I don’t step in something wet.
Thank you.
Tuesday, 19 August 2008
If anyone wants to know what I want for my 40th birthday (yeah, I said the f-word), I would like just one day this year where I don’t step in something wet.
Thank you.
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A Beetle once begged the Eagle to spare a Hare which had run to her for protection. But the Eagle pounced upon her prey, the sweep of her great wings tumbling the Beetle a dozen feet away. Furious at the disrespect shown her, the Beetle flew to the Eagle’s nest and rolled out the eggs. Not one did she spare. The Eagle’s grief and anger knew no bounds, but who had done the cruel deed she did not know.
Next year the Eagle built her nest far up on a mountain crag; but the Beetle found it and again destroyed the eggs. In despair the Eagle now implored great Jupiter to let her place her eggs in his lap. There none would dare harm them. But the Beetle buzzed about Jupiter’s head, and made him rise to drive her away; and the eggs rolled from his lap.
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Re: What to get me for my birthday
Forty makes you eligible for the Geezer Militia. We're not very well organized, some of us are getting a little decrepit, but old age and treachery usually carry the day.
By Vagrant on 20 August 2008 · 08:48
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Re: What to get me for my birthday
BTW, I hope the years have been good, hopefully good enough that this doesn't cause you too much harm.
By Vagrant on 20 August 2008 · 08:58
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