Passive-Aggressive Phrase Dictionary, redacted
Monday, 23 March 2009
- “Good idea.”
- I think that’s the stupidest thing I’ve ever heard and that includes the 20 years of being surrounded by your retard family.
- “Oh, no, I’d be glad to do that for you.”
- Your kind has trouble managing anything more difficult than breeding and trading food stamps for cigarettes.
- “You were right.”
- And you can expect sex to get a little scarce around here until you apologize for making me say it.
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- “Fair enough.”
- Fuck you, think you’re so fucking smart.
- “I love you.”
- …and your bank account. You’re gonna get that raise this quarter finally, right?
- “If you really don’t mind.”
- Always making me beg, like the cunt you are.
- “That’s really interesting.”
- No, it isn’t.
- “You’ll do fine.”
- You can’t let us down because we have come to understand that zero expectations is the only viable course where you’re concerned.
- “This is the best I’ve seen.”
- …a brain damaged rhesus monkey manage by smearing its feces on a ream of paper and calling it a report.
- “But you’re so much better at that than I am.”
- Because it’s the sort of menial bullshit to which you’d rather stoop than try reading a book once in your miserable life.
- “Are those high-heels actually comfortable?”
- Nice whore-stilts. Whore.
- “You’re not a disappointment.”
- Well, of course you are but your step-mom gets a little cock-shy around blow-job time if I say that shit out loud.
- “No, really, thanks a lot.”
- Stay here for just a sec while I go and get my gun out of the glove box.
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