The shorter Sedition·com

Monday, 5 January 2009

Sarcasm, sarcasm, irony, sarcasm, pinch of wit, left-over wit, bruised wit, sarcasm, moldy something-or-other-can’t-make-it-out, ironic self-deprecation. I like you, I hate you, I love you, I don’t want anything to do with you, wait who are you again? I’m tougher than you. Please don’t hurt me. Some blah, blah, blah or other about religion that’s half as insightful and one tenth as amusing as Mencken, now with citations. Uh, guns, drugs, Bill of Rights, Jefferson’s brother was the daddy. The “insects” in “Do you like insects?” sounds like “anal sex” when shouted across a noisy luncheon. I’ll never lie to you. You don’t fucking know me.

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Montag

Re: The shorter Sedition·com

TLDR/LOL/JK

By Montag on 7 January 2009 · 19:32
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A is A

Re^2: The shorter Sedition·com

I declare you the thread winner.

By A is A on 7 January 2009 · 19:52
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