Dennis anyone?

Tuesday, 2 December 2008

Some of you who find it painful to read me (yet, not only do you return, you seem to know a lot about my work, going back a year or more) have been blowing me shit about criticizing Obama before he’s taken the oath. “What ever happened to the presidential honeymoon?” is a common question. Well, honeymoons are usually filled with consensual fucking, and since I didn’t vote for Obama, I don’t see why I should voluntarily spread on his behalf. If you want to be fucked by Obama, offer yourself freely, though the line appears a few thousand miles long, so you may want to bring along one of his audio books to keep you stimulated while you wait.

Holiday Cheer
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