Penis milk
Thursday, 4 December 2008
6 YEAR-OLD GIRL
(Runs into kitchen to her father.)
Dad! Dad! Baby alert. Come quick. _____ just put his penis in his milk.
DAD
(Sighs. Walks into the bedroom where the boy is with his milk. Takes the cup from the boy’s hands.)
Did you put your penis in your milk?
4 YEAR-OLD BOY
Mmmm… Yes.
DAD
Why?
4 YEAR-OLD BOY
I wanted to be like a cow.
DAD
…Okay.
(Starts walking out of room with the cup.)
4 YEAR-OLD BOY
Hey. I want to drink that.
DAD
Did your penis go in this milk?
4 YEAR-OLD BOY
I didn’t pee!
DAD
(Stumped by this rebuttal. Ponders the cost of milk. Determines the boy’s last bath was earlier that day… Hands the boy back his milk.)
Here you go.
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Re: Penis milk
laughed so hard milk came out my nose...
By mom on 8 December 2008 · 17:56
Re: Penis milk
Wow...apples, gravity, and apple trees.
By William Shakesweasel on 18 December 2008 · 10:30
Re^2: Penis milk
As long as I don’t raise no pee drinkers, I’ll die happy.
No Christians neither.
By A is A on 18 December 2008 · 23:44
Re: Penis milk
At least we have that in common.
By William Shakesweasel on 26 December 2008 · 08:08