Penis milk

Thursday, 4 December 2008

6 YEAR-OLD GIRL

(Runs into kitchen to her father.)

Dad! Dad! Baby alert. Come quick. _____ just put his penis in his milk.

DAD

(Sighs. Walks into the bedroom where the boy is with his milk. Takes the cup from the boy’s hands.)

Did you put your penis in your milk?

4 YEAR-OLD BOY

Mmmm… Yes.

DAD

Why?

4 YEAR-OLD BOY

I wanted to be like a cow.

DAD

…Okay.

(Starts walking out of room with the cup.)

4 YEAR-OLD BOY

Hey. I want to drink that.

DAD

Did your penis go in this milk?

4 YEAR-OLD BOY

I didn’t pee!

DAD

(Stumped by this rebuttal. Ponders the cost of milk. Determines the boy’s last bath was earlier that day… Hands the boy back his milk.)

Here you go.

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mom

Re: Penis milk

laughed so hard milk came out my nose...

By mom on 8 December 2008 · 17:56
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William Shakesweasel

Re: Penis milk

Wow...apples, gravity, and apple trees.

By William Shakesweasel on 18 December 2008 · 10:30
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Ashley

Re^2: Penis milk

As long as I don’t raise no pee drinkers, I’ll die happy.

No Christians neither.

By Ashley on 18 December 2008 · 23:44
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William Shakesweasel

Re: Penis milk

At least we have that in common.

By William Shakesweasel on 26 December 2008 · 08:08
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