I got you a present. I made it myself. It’s all natural, 100% organic, and cute and furry. …Jesus, even when I do what you tell me, you get upset.

Monday, 22 December 2008

Vole meet hawk. Hawk eat vole.

Q: What’s the last thing that goes through a vole’s mind when a red-tailed hawk catches him?

A: The beak.

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