Sedition·com remainder bin #1: Countries trying to destroy the USA

The stats and script that made this are long lost. It's 4.5 years old but I’m pretty sure it came from searching the weblogs for search strings along the lines of “Kill all Americans.”

If you’re curious about how many of these things are lying around half done, half dead–

mysql> SELECT COUNT(*) FROM article
    -> WHERE golive > NOW() AND status = 'publish'
    -> OR status = "draft";
+----------+
| COUNT(*) |
+----------+
|      394 | 
+----------+
1 row in set (0.03 sec)

Now, just consider this, my pretties. I know there are two or three of you who are Sedition·com junkies. One of you surely has some sort of significant disposable income, yes? If you wanted to pay me to do this full time you’d get all those back and plenty o’new traitorous fluff. Daily! You’re competing with a senior level software developer salary though so if really want me as your pet blagger, you’ll have to cook quite a bit more meth this year.