The top five reasons I don’t write about my kids here

Monday, 9 February 2009

  1. It’s… you know, come on! It’s here.
  2. I’m punishing them for not finishing their vegetables by pretending they don’t exist.
  3. I don’t want to embarrass anyone who has kids that… you know, come on! Don’t let’s imply the discussion of your kids’ looks, behavior, height, intellect, humor, or impending prescriptions for half the Pfizer catalog.
  4. There is only so much feces related humor the world really needs.
  5. They would hate me someday for doing it. Just like your kids will hate you for doing it.
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Jody

Re: The top five reasons I don’t write about my kids here

My kids hate me for lots of other reasons, so I have nothing to lose:
- Making them do homework
- Making them do piano lessons
- Making them clean up their room
- Making them brush their teeth
- Taking them to the doctor when they're sick
- et cetera

By Jody on 9 February 2009 · 04:49
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Robert12345

Re: The top five reasons I don’t write about my kids here

I can think of another reason you don't post about your kids here. I'll give you a hint - It is the same reason you don't let them sleep in the same bed as Michael Jackson..... except on the internet.

By Robert12345 on 12 February 2009 · 14:45
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