Augurs

Tuesday, 20 January 2009

Me: I notice the office is half-empty this morning.

Myself: I prefer to think of it as half-full. It’s the inauguration, man.

Me: Oh, sure. Well, I’m outta here then.

Myself: Everyone else is treating it like a holiday. Go for it.

Me: Oh. I was actually thinking of it as a sick day but I guess I see where you’re coming from.

Myself: Niiiiiiiiiiii–sssssssssssss.

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