Dispatches from serfdom #3

Monday, 16 February 2009

It’s hard to put the numbers of the bailout into human terms. The figures are astronomical and it’s just not easy to put your hands out “yay big” to show the diameter of a planet for an unconvinced audience. Here at Sedition·com we crunched the numbers and can put them into a perspective that you, the common person, can understand.

$8,000,000,000,000.00

The sum-total cost of the bailout so far is shaping up to be enough for you to have a $10,000 a night hooker booked solid for two million years. That includes nightly a bottle of Cristal to jam in her rectum. It’s a crowd pleaser specialty act—the tax payer royale.

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