This week in the news #47

Tuesday, 17 February 2009

Trump Entertainment may file bankruptcy

Told you so.

CA on the Brink

Don’t worry. They’ll be back. Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha, ha-ha-ha, ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha, ha-ha-ha-ha, ha-he, ha ha-ha-ha, ha-ha-ha ho, ha-ha.

Student Sues, Says Prof Called Him a “Fascist Bastard”

How about a wilting violet? A pusillanimous pantywaist? A chingando Chicano?

Lincoln ranked best president by historians

Historians ranked most fucktarded by everyone with a memory and the ability to read.

Lincoln is easily in the bottom five and probably the single worst president we ever had. It’s hard for me to say that because I admired him for most of my life which means I was dead, stupid wrong. It’s also easy for me to say it because it’s true.

He initiated, soldier for soldier, the bloodiest conflict the US has ever had. It wasn’t over slavery, it was over the Union. There is not one fucking iota of legal weight behind states not being able to secede. He is the great pioneer of limitless executive power. Everything you donk shitheads hated about GW—Lincoln got first tracks.

Besides being a tyrant Lincoln was emotionally unbalanced and was prescribed mercury to treat it. For those of you without pretensions of medical knowledge here’s the short report: long term mercury exposure causes nervous disruption which can manifest as bi-polar mood swings, sudden and unpredictable explosions of anger, and generally psychotic behavior.

Another take away: slavery ended throughout the entire western world around the same time of the Civil War and largely without bloodshed. If it had ended peacefully in the rest of North America I say we would have seen a much milder and faster journey from Jim Crow to President Obama. If the South had seceded, today we would have immigrants to do our dishes and clean our houses who mostly spoke English.

If the Lincoln thing isn’t enough to convince that historians make better fish food than, than… well anything, they ranked GW 24th out of 42 for pursuing justice for all. Like all the sad bastards locked up without habeas corpus, a Constitutional right which, not coincidentally, Abraham Lincoln shelved in his day as well.

The Gods Hate Kansas

Kansas suspends income tax refunds

That’s social Darwinism for you. Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha, ha-ha-ha, ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha, ha-ha-ha-ha, ha-he, ha ha-ha-ha, ha-ha-ha ho, ha-ha. Hee. Ah…

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