The FBI came and took all my computers this morning

Sunday, 1 March 2009

If you’re wondering what happened to Sedition·com today—why we were down all day—it’s as bad as you guessed. The FBI swept in without so much as giving me time to read the warrant let alone finish my Sunday plate of pinkies and absinthe. I’m told the incarceration phase of the dance won’t start till the Ides of April; they were just getting a jump on me before I started dumping all my child pornography to my Romanian backup accounts.

Naw, I’m just joshing. You weren’t buying that were you? It’s the old budget host giving us 13 hours of straight up downtime. …Uh, again. Looks like we’re headed for another 97% year. …Or are we?

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