How once again we discover why it’s better for the world I’m not wealthy

Tuesday, 17 March 2009

If I had $750 burning a hole in my pocket right now I would be buying this–

Tyrant in silver.

And this†–

.45 Deringer

And following the logical path from there for a photo of the resulting reunion.

Paging Dr Mudd. Dr Mudd, please report to the ER.

He’d get both barrels too. No sense risking it. Or better, if I had the greenbacks to get this, a shovel, and a ticket to Springfield, Illinois instead–

Booth’s deringer.

Can you see me disembarking at the Greyhound station with a shovel over my shoulder asking the first local, “Could you direct me to Oak Ridge Cemetery?”

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