In defense of President Obama

Friday, 10 July 2009

In defense of President Obama—that’s a beautiful dress and a perfect ass.

Beautiful dress!

Me: Dude, did you notice Sarkozy is pigeon-toed?

Myself: Who?

Me: The president of France.

Myself: The president of what?

Me: Wha…? Ohhhh. Niiiiice.

Myself: Oh, noes! Update. She’s 16. That’s like child pr0n right there.

Me: What? How is that porn?

Myself: It was posted to gratify and you and Michelle Obama both know it. The “perfect ass” thing is proof.

Me: No one ever got arrested for telling the truth.

Myself: OMG! I guess you really are the funny one.

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