In defense of President Obama
Friday, 10 July 2009
In defense of President Obama—that’s a beautiful dress and a perfect ass.
Me: Dude, did you notice Sarkozy is pigeon-toed?
Myself: Who?
Me: The president of France.
Myself: The president of what?
Me: Wha…? Ohhhh. Niiiiice.
Myself: Oh, noes! Update. She’s 16. That’s like child pr0n right there.
Me: What? How is that porn?
Myself: It was posted to gratify and you and Michelle Obama both know it. The “perfect ass” thing is proof.
Me: No one ever got arrested for telling the truth.
Myself: OMG! I guess you really are the funny one.





