Happy birthday, you don’t have much left to learn about your dad anyway

Wednesday, 5 August 2009

DAD

Are you going to be nice to everybody on your birthday tomorrow?

4 YEAR-OLD BOY

Yes. Even after they give me my presents and I just want to play with them.

DAD

Are you going to be nice even if you get presents you don’t like?

4 YEAR-OLD BOY

Yes.

DAD

I want you to be nice even if someone gives you a bear and it eats your hand off.

4 YEAR-OLD BOY

People don’t do that, funny man.

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Jules

Re: Happy birthday, you don’t have much left to learn about your dad anyway

I'm baffled by this...Am I just not smart enough?

By Jules on 5 August 2009 · 23:46
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Ashley

Re^2: Happy birthday, you don’t have much left to learn about your dad anyway

:) It is just supposed to be an amusing reflection of how immune my kids already are to my… whatever it is exactly.

By Ashley on 6 August 2009 · 11:11
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Jules

Re: Happy birthday, you don’t have much left to learn about your dad anyway

If that's the case, than this is one of the cutest things I've ever read.

By Jules on 8 August 2009 · 13:06
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Vagrant

Re: Happy birthday, you don’t have much left to learn about your dad anyway

You're a better dad than I was. I thought the bears would stop with just a hand, and certainly no more than a bit of forearm to top off the snack.

I miss Vagrant Jr. and Vagrantina now and then, and the poor bears got diarrhea.

By Vagrant on 21 August 2009 · 19:22
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Ashley

Re^2: Happy birthday, you don’t have much left to learn about your dad anyway

It’s the same old story. Boy gets bear. Bear eats boy. Dad collects insurance.

By Ashley on 21 August 2009 · 20:14
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