Happy birthday, you don’t have much left to learn about your dad anyway
Wednesday, 5 August 2009
DAD
Are you going to be nice to everybody on your birthday tomorrow?
4 YEAR-OLD BOY
Yes. Even after they give me my presents and I just want to play with them.
DAD
Are you going to be nice even if you get presents you don’t like?
4 YEAR-OLD BOY
Yes.
DAD
I want you to be nice even if someone gives you a bear and it eats your hand off.
4 YEAR-OLD BOY
People don’t do that, funny man.





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Re: Happy birthday, you don’t have much left to learn about your dad anyway
I'm baffled by this...Am I just not smart enough?
By Jules on 5 August 2009 · 23:46
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Re^2: Happy birthday, you don’t have much left to learn about your dad anyway
:) It is just supposed to be an amusing reflection of how immune my kids already are to my… whatever it is exactly.
By Ashley on 6 August 2009 · 11:11
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Re: Happy birthday, you don’t have much left to learn about your dad anyway
If that's the case, than this is one of the cutest things I've ever read.
By Jules on 8 August 2009 · 13:06
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Re: Happy birthday, you don’t have much left to learn about your dad anyway
You're a better dad than I was. I thought the bears would stop with just a hand, and certainly no more than a bit of forearm to top off the snack.
I miss Vagrant Jr. and Vagrantina now and then, and the poor bears got diarrhea.
By Vagrant on 21 August 2009 · 19:22
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Re^2: Happy birthday, you don’t have much left to learn about your dad anyway
It’s the same old story. Boy gets bear. Bear eats boy. Dad collects insurance.
By Ashley on 21 August 2009 · 20:14
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