My martini shaker’s better than yours, an’I ain’t never been fired for it neither
Tuesday, 22 September 2009
DAD
All right. I’ll be back soon.
6 YEAR-OLD GIRL
I want to come.
DAD
I’m not going to Target, honey.
6 YEAR-OLD GIRL
Where are you going?!
DAD
The liquor store.
6 YEAR-OLD GIRL
Awwwwwww… I want licorice.





