My martini shaker’s better than yours, an’I ain’t never been fired for it neither

Tuesday, 22 September 2009

DAD

All right. I’ll be back soon.

6 YEAR-OLD GIRL

I want to come.

DAD

I’m not going to Target, honey.

6 YEAR-OLD GIRL

Where are you going?!

DAD

The liquor store.

6 YEAR-OLD GIRL

Awwwwwww… I want licorice.

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