Thursday, 15 October 2009
And if you go carrying pictures of Chairman Mao. You might just make it with someone anyhow.
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A Bat blundered into the nest of a Weasel, who ran up to catch and eat him. The Bat begged for his life, but the Weasel would not listen.
“You are a Mouse,” he said, “and I am a sworn enemy of Mice. Every Mouse I catch, I am going to eat!”
“But I am not a Mouse!” cried the Bat. “Look at my wings. Can Mice fly? Why, I am only a Bird! Please let me go!”
The Weasel had to admit that the Bat was not a Mouse, so he let him go. But a few days later, the foolish Bat went blindly into the nest of another Weasel. This Weasel happened to be a bitter enemy of Birds, and he soon had the Bat under his claws, ready to eat him.
“You are a Bird,” he said, “and I am going to eat you!”
“What,” cried the Bat, “I, a Bird! Why, all Birds have feathers! I am nothing but a Mouse. ’Down with all Cats,' is my motto!”
And so the Bat escaped with his life a second time.
Take that, subspace.
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Re: Allow me to be the first of what I daresay will be legion by close of blogness tomorrow
There's a lesson in that picture. The movement away from facial hair spells progressively serious trouble. Note that all of our oligarchic, authoritarian, mooching overlords eschew it.
Barack Obama? Clean shaven.
Hillary Clinton? Well, never mind.
Joe Biden? Yep, uh huh.
Etc. Etc.
For contrast, behold!
By Vagrant on 18 October 2009 · 20:21