Twinkies for Martin Luther King, Jr Day

Monday, 18 January 2010

I will now be eating Twinkies. I will be eating them to commemorate Martin Luther King, Jr Day. Which is not to say it’s a gay holiday or that it’s white on the inside; because I know some of you will come that conclusion, you filthy Democrats. It’s just that I need an excuse and a reminder to eat them. And if I picked Easter or Labor Day or something to do it, you people would say, “Why?” I’ve picked a day which will make you afraid to ask anything about it.

Twinkies… Mmmmmmmmmm…

Also, please take this time to consider creating a new holiday to honor America’s greatest African American hero to date, ibid; and why not see also.

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