Dear Norway, have your fucking DNA back

Saturday, 9 October 2010

I’m one quarter Norwegian. I’m sorry. I renounce it and it wasn’t just the whales.

Alfred Nobel wrote the Peace Prize should go to the one who–

…shall have done the most or the best work for fraternity between nations, for the abolition or reduction of standing armies and for the holding and promotion of peace congresses.

A year ago today a man engaged in running two wars, uncounted secret prisons where persons are tortured to death, and giving orders that result in the incidental murder of thousands of civilians annually was given the Nobel Peace Pizzle by the five square-heads so drunk off their asses on Eksport and Aass Bock, so utterly high on the smell of their own progressiveness, so white they are in danger of getting lost in the lightest snowfall, so over-laden with the burden of raising Negroes to international power, and so dizzy in love with irony that they gave a Peace Prize to the manager of the biggest kill machine in history they had to be called the Norwegian Nobel Committee.

And for posterity because it was hard to find anywhere else–

  • Thorbjørn Jagland Thorbjørn Jagland, leader
  • Kaci Kullmann Five Kaci Kullmann Five (no relation, well… not anymore!)
  • Sissel Rønbeck Sissel Rønbeck
  • Ågot Valle Ågot Valle
  • Inger-Marie Ytterhorn Inger-Marie Ytterhorn

Che scemo, in the words of my adoptive homeland. Italy is a country, at least, having no embarrassment in its leadership or history!

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