Take that, Bruce Sterling
Monday, 5 March 2007
Hobo porn. That’s all I’m saying.
Futurist, smuturist.
Panic on the karmic wheel gravy train, sycophants implore. Work or you’ll see nothing all books agree and I just want what I’ve worked for.
Monday, 5 March 2007
Hobo porn. That’s all I’m saying.
Futurist, smuturist.
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The Lion had been badly hurt by the horns of a Goat, which he was eating. He was very angry to think that any animal that he chose for a meal, should be so brazen as to wear such dangerous things as horns to scratch him while he ate. So he commanded that all animals with horns should leave his domains within twenty-four hours.
The command struck terror among the beasts. All those who were so unfortunate as to have horns, began to pack up and move out. Even the Hare, who, as you know, has no horns and so had nothing to fear, passed a very restless night, dreaming awful dreams about the fearful Lion.
And when he came out of the warren in the early morning sunshine, and there saw the shadow cast by his long and pointed ears, a terrible fright seized him.
“Goodby, neighbor Cricket,” he called. “I’m off. He will certainly make out that my ears are horns, no matter what I say.”
Take that, subspace.
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Re: Take that, Bruce Sterling
Excellent use of 'futurist' and typical dry jab by El Seditio. If I was a slick barman and came up with the ultimo martini, I'd dub it 'Sedition' and only the cool would get it, but it would go into all those 'Best of ...' roundups of klass concoction. Much more important, i've just spotted that there are Devil's Dictionary coFFEHH mugs for sale. OMG, to quote the Spitfire, half the literate pals i grew up with cut our quote-teeth on Bierce. What a perfect gift for all occasions, and less damage to the wallet than trying to find those bootlegs of Huddie Ledbetter singing the best of Abba or that effeminatus Donovan singing "Tambourine Man" to his own words.
By chris holmes on 6 March 2007 · 10:04