Oh, to be two again

Friday, 16 July 2010

INTERIOR, nighttime, a children’s bedroom. Three children, GIRL (7), BOY (5), BOY (2), are all tucked in trying to keep their dad in the room a bit longer.

7 YEAR-OLD GIRL

Daddy, tell one of your silly, tiny stories.

DAD

No. It’s time to go to sleep.

7 YEAR-OLD GIRL

Please, please, please, please–

DAD

Oh, all right!

Once upon a time there was a raccoon who decided he wanted to go downtown. While he was on his way he saw a man drop his phone. He picked up the phone and ran up to the man and said, “Excuse me sir, you dropped your phone.” And the man said, “Holy crap! A talking raccoon!!”

The end.

ALL THREE CHILDREN

(Giggle hysterically.)

2 YEAR-OLD BOY

He dropped his phone!

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jody

Re: Oh, to be two again

Made me laugh, partly because I've witnessed the same. Nice.

By jody on 17 July 2010 · 04:11
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