Dear female rider of the Metro 312 upon whose toes I stomped not 15 minutes ago

Monday, 23 August 2010

I would like reiterate my apology. I’m really sorry. To be clear, I need to say the person who might also owe you an apology is the bitch across the aisle from you that hip checked me while I was passing.

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Vagrant

Re: Dear female rider of the Metro 312 upon whose toes I stomped not 15 minutes ago

I think who I know who hip-checked you. She's crazy; when she's not assaulting strangers, she goes up to them and claims to be breeding giant saddle squirrels as a come-on. I like a little eccentricity, or even a lot of eccentricity, and bugfuck nuts can be fun too. But she's married to my cousin Murray and the "giant saddle squirrels" are really their kids.

By Vagrant on 24 August 2010 · 19:57
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Ashley

Re^2: Dear female rider of the Metro 312 upon whose toes I stomped not 15 minutes ago

You know, I think the worst possible thing I can imagine in the world would be if they made Dick Cheney bionic but with parts from squirrels and mantis shrimps. I hope he gives up the ghost before the technology is developed.

By Ashley on 24 August 2010 · 21:47
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