Last night for the first time in 12 years of this

Thursday, 26 August 2010

I dreamt about writing a blog post.

It had a fairly gruesome and low tech photograph of a dog skull on a plate. The skull had a little meat still on it but it wasn’t fresh. The plate was on a table with a vinyl, green checkered table cloth. The photo was mine, was taken in “my house,” and I was distinctly embarrassed for a moment about readers seeing the surroundings in the picture. Then I realized the hyper grainy, 70s-Polaroid nature of it would make it certainly appear “found” and not a portrait of my dining table and generally white-trash surroundings.

I was looking through Google images for a picture of a live dog to match the skull; looking for golden retrievers.

I don’t remember what the post was supposed to be but it was funny.

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Jules

Re: Last night for the first time in 12 years of this

At least it wasn't a grainy picture of Hillary having anal sex with Ayn Rand on that table...

By Jules on 26 August 2010 · 20:43
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Ashley

Re^2: Last night for the first time in 12 years of this

By Ashley on 26 August 2010 · 21:14
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Jules

Re: Last night for the first time in 12 years of this

You think you're so cool just because you've written thousands of pages of original content that you can meta-reference in order to upstage anybody trying to make an honest inappropriate gross joke around here? Daaamnnn Youuuu Ashleeyyyyyy!!

By Jules on 26 August 2010 · 21:53
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Ashley

Re^4: Last night for the first time in 12 years of this

Don’t hate me because I’m so cool. There are plenty of other good reasons to hate me.

By Ashley on 26 August 2010 · 22:05
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Jules

Re^5: Last night for the first time in 12 years of this

Is being the devil one of them?

By Jules on 26 August 2010 · 22:22
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Jules

Re^6: Last night for the first time in 12 years of this

I should have meant, "having dated the devil."

By Jules on 27 August 2010 · 09:49
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Ashley

Re^7: Last night for the first time in 12 years of this

Nice. You have serious “reader” cred now.

By Ashley on 27 August 2010 · 18:16
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Jules

Re: Last night for the first time in 12 years of this

I hope that's not creepy. Like you, I'm just "good at remembering pieces of information, specially spatial, but nowhere near eidetic." ;)

By Jules on 28 August 2010 · 16:15
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