Last night for the first time in 12 years of this

Thursday, 26 August 2010

I dreamt about writing a blog post.

It had a fairly gruesome and low tech photograph of a dog skull on a plate. The skull had a little meat still on it but it wasn’t fresh. The plate was on a table with a vinyl, green checkered table cloth. The photo was mine, was taken in “my house,” and I was distinctly embarrassed for a moment about readers seeing the surroundings in the picture. Then I realized the hyper grainy, 70s-Polaroid nature of it would make it certainly appear “found” and not a portrait of my dining table and generally white-trash surroundings.

I was looking through Google images for a picture of a live dog to match the skull; looking for golden retrievers.

I don’t remember what the post was supposed to be but it was funny.

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Jules

Re: Last night for the first time in 12 years of this

At least it wasn't a grainy picture of Hillary having anal sex with Ayn Rand on that table...

By Jules on 26 August 2010 · 20:43

A is A

Re^2: Last night for the first time in 12 years of this

By A is A on 26 August 2010 · 21:14

Jules

Re: Last night for the first time in 12 years of this

You think you're so cool just because you've written thousands of pages of original content that you can meta-reference in order to upstage anybody trying to make an honest inappropriate gross joke around here? Daaamnnn Youuuu Ashleeyyyyyy!!

By Jules on 26 August 2010 · 21:53

A is A

Re^4: Last night for the first time in 12 years of this

Don’t hate me because I’m so cool. There are plenty of other good reasons to hate me.

By A is A on 26 August 2010 · 22:05

Jules

Re^5: Last night for the first time in 12 years of this

Is being the devil one of them?

By Jules on 26 August 2010 · 22:22

Jules

Re^6: Last night for the first time in 12 years of this

I should have meant, "having dated the devil."

By Jules on 27 August 2010 · 09:49

A is A

Re^7: Last night for the first time in 12 years of this

Nice. You have serious “reader” cred now.

By A is A on 27 August 2010 · 18:16

Jules

Re: Last night for the first time in 12 years of this

I hope that's not creepy. Like you, I'm just "good at remembering pieces of information, specially spatial, but nowhere near eidetic." ;)

By Jules on 28 August 2010 · 16:15