I was thinking about saving this for the end of the Iraq war

Wednesday, 13 October 2010

I was thinking about saving this for the end of the Iraq war and then I realized that was the worst idea I had since purchasing the domain called Sedition·com.

Whatcha’ thinkin’bout? / Oh, I dunno… War stuff, I guess.

Myself: Really?

Me: What?

Myself: That’s the worst idea you ever had?

Me: Well… inviting y–

Myself: How about cleaning a toaster with a butter knife while it’s plugged in?

Me: Yeah. That was funny.

Myself: Or driving down Twining at like 60 with the engine off and the lights out at midnight.

Me: Well, that was just to scare Calvin.

Myself: Or moving to California to be in a band? Twice.

Me: Well…

Myself: Or dating Renate?

Me: Ouch.

Myself: Or dating Kara?

Me: Why you gotta be like that?

Myself: Or dating Heather?

Me: If dick were a prime number, you’d be the next undiscovered one.

Myself: Or writing it all down in a “book” and pretending it’s literature?

Me: You liked Fight Club?

Myself: One of the only things we agree on.

Me: Let’s not push me to reenact the final scenes.

Myself: Now that would be the worst idea since not letting Edward Teller have his way with the USSR.

Me: The fuck?

Myself: Don’t bluff a player, fool. You’re not in it to win it.

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Vagrant

Re: I was thinking about saving this for the end of the Iraq war

That's a hell of a love connection.

Also, that Myself guy is dangerous. I suppose I don't have to tell you, but he doesn't have your best interests at heart. Even money he was seeing Kara at the same time you were.

By Vagrant on 20 October 2010 · 00:19
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