Advice for your forthcoming TSA pat-down

Tuesday, 16 November 2010


Everyone, please get with me on this. First, decline the virtual strip search. See also: National Opt-Out Day. Then when you are taken to a “private” area for your pat-down report that you are homosexual and find a same-sex frisking deeply offensive and invasive. Insist! upon a hetero-frisking and lean into it. If you don’t get it, sue for discrimination.

Observe the ants scattering and agglutinating to the pheromones of fear and ineptitude.

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