Things I learned about my contractor this weekend without asking a single question or saying a word in reply
Tuesday, 13 March 2007
It doesn’t matter if the pussy squirts all over the place, as neat as that is, if she’s nagging you 90% of the time starting from breakfast. I mean the thing could sing and it still wouldn’t be worth it. The weasel dust didn’t help either.
Referrals are greatly appreciated—single mothers preferred.





