This week in the news #66, shortbus

Saturday, 20 November 2010

Millionaires to Obama: Tax us

More than 40 of the nation's millionaires have joined Patriotic Millionaires for Fiscal Strength to ask President Obama to discontinue the tax breaks…

Rachel Rose Hartman, The Ticket, Yahoo! News

Dear Millionaires:

Fuck you, you mother fucking obsequious cockburr fucksteak sycophant shit sniffing chowderheads. Those of us in exactly the wrong place for this bullshit—the low six figures—cannot fucking afford the fucking tax attorneys you fucking privileged asshats have and may well end up paying more taxes than those of you making at least ten times more because we can’t use legal tricks and three-card-Cayman-Isle to wriggle out from under it. How much sense does it make to be punished for a combination of making too much but not enough money?

Incidentally, forty millionaires drooling for Congressional cock is not a fucking news story, Rachel Rose Hartman. Those persons represent 0.001385%—one thousandth of one percent—of the 2,886,200 millionaires in the United States. If that were a number that fucking mattered, say 15–20%, you’ll need to round-up at about 577,000 more millionaires. I’m sure that’ll be easy since higher taxes is such a good fucking idea. I mean, how else are we gonna bail out the next round of government sponsored business failures, and pay for health care for Generation Diabetes, the brewing TSA 3.0 revamp, and killing another 100,000 human beings overseas?

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