Sweetheart, sweetheart, are you fast asleep? Good. That’s the only time that I can really speak to you.
Friday, 11 January 2013
…and I had unfettered and unaudited access to the full customer database, all email, refunds, gift-certificates, catalog records, celebrities’ addresses and shopping lists, and chargebacks. I think I can be trusted with some dead guy’s X-ray.
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Will Jeb Bush become the next president? Will Hillary become the first female U.S. president? Will Sedition(dot)com be covering the election madness?
[Sed · Maybe. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!]
[Hillary cannot win. I have no idea how 40% of the county can remain so oblivious as to how hated she is—or perhaps just dismissed—and how many skeletons she has in her closet. Plus… in a 21st century America, racism seems to be is a much less significant factor than sexism+ageism. Obama didn’t surprise me as a 1/2 black 1/2 white being elected. He surprised me as someone without a good Christian name being elected. See also: Pick your poison.]
[We’re considering becoming more vocal about it again… Mostly because a third or so of my taxes goes to murdering foreigners and I’m not ready to drop off the grid quite yet so…]
So Jeb Bush then? Could he win?
[Afraid it’s a possibility…]
Could America survive a 3rd Bush in the white house? Do you think he'll escalate the wars in the Middle East and bring us closer to Doomsday?
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There was once an Ass whose Master also owned a Lap Dog. This Dog was a favorite and received many a pat and kind word from his Master, as well as choice bits from his plate. Every day the Dog would run to meet the Master, frisking playfully about and leaping up to lick his hands and face.
All this the Ass saw with much discontent. Though he was well fed, he had much work to do; besides, the Master hardly ever took any notice of him.
Now the jealous Ass got it into his silly head that all he had to do to win his Master’s favor was to act like the Dog. So one day he left his stable and clattered eagerly into the house.
Finding his Master seated at the dinner table, he kicked up his heels and, with a loud bray, pranced giddily around the table, upsetting it as he did so. Then he planted his forefeet on his Master’s knees and rolled out his tongue to lick the Master’s face, as he had seen the Dog do. But his weight upset the chair, and Ass and man rolled over together in the pile of broken dishes from the table.
The Master was much alarmed at the strange behavior of the Ass, and calling for help, soon attracted the attention of the servants. When they saw the danger the Master was in from the clumsy beast, they set upon the Ass and drove him with kicks and blows back to the stable. There they left him to mourn the foolishness that had brought him nothing but a sound beating.
Take that, subspace.
