Mace®, it’s what’s for dinner

Thursday, 24 November 2011

“I mean, it’s like a derivative of actual pepper. It’s a food product, essentially.” Fox News’s Megyn Kelly
on capsaicin spray.

You like that, don’t you? You can have your salsa and spray it too. What’s a couple million Scovilles between friends? The frontier opens before us–

“I mean, it’s like a derivative of actual commerce. It’s buying things without money, essentially.” Sedition·com’s me
on theft.
“I mean, it’s like a derivative of actual social interaction. It’s getting along with others, essentially.” Sedition·com’s me
on murder.
“I mean, it’s like a derivative of actual consensual intercourse. It’s making love, essentially.” Sedition·com’s me
on rape.
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