Discoveries that have been complete disasters for me, in chronological order

Thursday, 23 August 2012

  • Beautiful women will go out with me because no one ever asks them out.
  • It’s completely irrelevant what anyone in the world thinks. I have a job. Chocolate cake, bacon, and peanut butter on cheddar for breakfast is not your business.
  • Ancient Age is a perfectly cromulent liter of whiskey for $12 US whether I have a job or not.
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