Drunken Sunday night notes edited on Monday night

Monday, 13 August 2012

Venera 9 Orbiter | Венера-9

It’s been far too long since I posted.

It’s been far too long since I was at the shooting range.

Barnaby will weather this.

Having accidents is mostly a matter of choice in spite of what I argued with my mom.

Venera 9 was 1,000 times more important than the upcoming US presidential election.

I have no idea why it took me 25 years to discover the capo. They rule.

Seattlites drive like retarded monkeys. They occasionally hit the turn signal by flailing their arms in the direction they’re looking though. Drivers from British Columbia are slightly worse. Retarded sloths perhaps.

The US Department of Homeland Security quietlyshhhhhhh, I said, quietly—discontinued the threat alerts on the 9th. I guess it’s awkward to declare victory otherwise. I guess if it weren’t done quietly enough they might end up with egg 110th floor mortar on their faces.

It’s been a long time since I’ve been staid.

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