This week in the news #77, shortbus

Thursday, 21 July 2016

Nice attack: At least 80 dead, including 10 children, as lorry rams into crowd

But that’s none of my business.

You know what else killed 80 innocent persons just going about their day this week, including quite a few more than 10 children? A single one of president Obama’s thousands of drone strikes. Another at a funeral in Pakistan killed 10 kids coincidentally.

Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos Gets Cameo in Star Trek Beyond

Chris Pine, who plays Kirk, had this to say: “I was there for the bit with his like nine bodyguards and three limos. It was really intense. I had no idea who he was. Not a clue. But he was obviously very important.”

He never choked Olivia Munn to orgasm so how important could he be?

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