This end of the year in the news

Saturday, 26 November 2016

O’S NEW YEAR TAUNT: I WOULD HAVE BEAT TRUMP!

A 3 day-old bagel would have beaten Trump. But your asshole party chose to run the only unelectable Democrat in the entire stable. A half-black man with nearly no qualifications, a shit record, and half the verbal gaffes of the second dumbest Bush—sorry, Neil—beat her in the primaries. How could you fools have thought you could force her down anyone’s but Monica’s throat?

Korean Air to get tougher on unruly passengers and ease stun gun rules

[After] criticism from U.S. singer Richard Marx for its handling of an incident involving a violent passenger … Marx’s wife, Daisy Fuentes…

WHAT?! I have no friends and the media has never done its job for a moment. How on God’s green Earth did I not know Daisy Fuentes was married to Richard Marx.

Sidenote: Generations Y–Millennial, I know you don’t get it. That’s not why you’re disliked. It doesn’t help either.

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