Secret messages out in the open #6
Saturday, 7 April 2007
Dear _________,
I’m sorry I tried to hold you responsible for so long for what was just a natural event in most lives: losing one’s virginity under a horrible, misdirected pretext of emotional reciprocity followed by weeks of public humiliation and sacrificing most of one’s friends on the newfound island, Despair.
You know, I’ll bet the dozens of women I made pay for the experience over the following decade are sorry too.
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