Recycled QWA #1: international threat level indicator

Wednesday, 13 December 2006

international threat level indicator

If you insist.

International Threat Assessment System

Merry Christmas, World!

  • U.S.A — [severe] — Because it’s our last chance at remaining #1.
  • North Korea — [high] — You thought they were pretending to be crazy.
  • China — [elevated] — One billion empty stomachs plus nuclear weapons.
  • France — [guarded] —Everyone outside of colonial Africa is safe.
  • Iceland — [low] — Oh, thank God!

More keywords: terror alert. See also current terror alert level.

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anne

Re: Recycled QWA #1: international threat level indicator

... i'm clearly going with the boobie terror alert ... , okay i'll admit i'm actually living in iceland now ,.....

By anne on 13 December 2006 · 10:47