Friday, 6 February 2004
You had to make me do it. Didn’t you?
To display the current breast threat alert level on your own site, you can add the following HTML to a page (randomly chosen with r=1, just take it out if you want the correct DOHS threat level).
<script type="text/javascript" src="http://sedition.com/threat.js?t=b;r=1"> </script>
Please see the Classic Terror™, Threat levels, redux, and yesterday for more and some propers.
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A Shepherd Boy tended his master’s Sheep near a dark forest not far from the village. Soon he found life in the pasture very dull. All he could do to amuse himself was to talk to his dog or play on his shepherd’s pipe.
One day as he sat watching the Sheep and the quiet forest, and thinking what he would do should he see a Wolf, he thought of a plan to amuse himself.
His Master had told him to call for help should a Wolf attack the flock, and the Villagers would drive it away. So now, though he had not seen anything that even looked like a Wolf, he ran toward the village shouting at the top of his voice, “Wolf! Wolf!”
As he expected, the Villagers who heard the cry dropped their work and ran in great excitement to the pasture. But when they got there they found the Boy doubled up with laughter at the trick he had played on them.
A few days later the Shepherd Boy again shouted, “Wolf! Wolf!” Again the Villagers ran to help him, only to be laughed at again.
Then one evening as the sun was setting behind the forest and the shadows were creeping out over the pasture, a Wolf really did spring from the underbrush and fall upon the Sheep.
In terror the Boy ran toward the village shouting “Wolf! Wolf!” But though the Villagers heard the cry, they did not run to help him as they had before. “He cannot fool us again,” they said.
The Wolf killed a great many of the Boy’s sheep and then slipped away into the forest.
Take that, subspace.
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Re: Breast threat level
Cancer
By ulises on 24 September 2009 · 06:59
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boobs
i love boobs
By jeff brandon on 3 June 2010 · 17:27
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And if everyone else would only admit that, we could achieve world peace. Because no man ever killed another over a woman… um… wait, how does peace go again?
By Ashley on 3 June 2010 · 21:59
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Hello dear friends. Congratulations for his web site. I know for my brother of you.
By Charles Douglas on 28 August 2012 · 12:39
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