Archived articles from 2006
104 articles found
Stories held too long 2 January 2006The greatest American hero 7 January 2006
Top 100 Devil’s Dictionary X™ views of 2005 11 January 2006
Skiing and snowboarding compared without the exadjective 12 February 2006
Always with the tease 14 February 2006
You’ll never beat me 18 February 2006
SOME DOG ADVICE, AKA, SEND THIS TO SOMEONE YOU CARE ABOUT. . . I JUST DID !!! 19 February 2006
Separated at birth 21 February 2006
Stolen notes #5 23 February 2006
The most superlative page in this arm of the local galactic spiral 26 February 2006
The secret of my lack of success 28 February 2006
Terrible pictures of beautiful birds #1 2 March 2006
89 to 10 6 March 2006
Well even the Earth’s poles weaken and flip now and then 7 March 2006
I never know what all the fuss is about 10 March 2006
About
There’s a New World Coming—AKA, I see dead eschatologists 13 March 2006
In your personal ad I see… 17 March 2006
Terrible pictures of beautiful birds #2 20 March 2006
An excerpt from the January 17, 1998 CLINTON v. JONES grand jury testimony of William Jefferson Clinton 21 March 2006
Humiliation: a moment of clarity 23 March 2006
In the news 27 March 2006
Ignorance isn’t bliss, it’s pure magic 4 April 2006
I like insects better than you #17 6 April 2006
Dear Adult Swim #1, 20 April 2006
Dear Cort, 21 April 2006
I like insects better than you #18 6 May 2006
Study: US mothers deserve a Boy Scout’s assistance with their gonads 23 May 2006
If imitation in the sincerest form of flattery, does that make theft of design into carnal obsession? 31 May 2006
This week in the news #2 3 June 2006
Fuck the troops 12 June 2006
Headlines this Friday 23 June 2006
Great places to live #1 4 July 2006
An actual flicker picture, a real lily-rumped flicker 8 July 2006
I like insects better than you #19 12 July 2006
Taxidermy at its finest 18 July 2006
WORLD EXCLUSIVE: DRUDGE REPORT ATTACKED BY INCOMPETENT WEBMASTER! 21 July 2006
Recycled links #1: Of Man and Monkey 30 July 2006
Don’t make me be your children’s dad 2 August 2006
Google’s new layout… 3 August 2006
A list of things that are true 6 August 2006
The logic of duck feces 15 August 2006
ESL lesson #1 18 August 2006
Workers discover chocolate Virgin Mary; milk or dark, remains to be determined 19 August 2006
Why I must insist you boycott the iTunes store 25 August 2006
The “This Clown” project –or– If I’d only known bagging on iTunes would make me popular 27 August 2006
This week in the news #3 28 August 2006
This clown wins again 1 September 2006
Statehood is to Israel as pity fuck is to _______ 5 September 2006
Ode to Lake Quinault Lodge 10 September 2006
This week in the news #4 12 September 2006
This rebuttal IS COLORFAST 14 September 2006
Special dinosaur discovered in Seattle backyard 16 September 2006
Sedition·com—first in “fuckwad!” 17 September 2006
A hearty salute to the honest marketing department of Sculpey® 18 September 2006
Sedition·com—first in “underage porn” 23 September 2006
In some ways it’s a relief 30 September 2006
This is still my yard, suckers 24 October 2006
This week in the news #5 27 October 2006
In defense of Jon Carry 4 November 2006
Current events quiz #1 8 November 2006
This week in the news #6 9 November 2006
The problem with Sedition·com 18 November 2006
Those who don’t plan 1 December 2006
Nolan Bushnell: failure pioneer 2 December 2006
So I kinda have a crush… 3 December 2006
It’s always the 20 year veteran cop that shoots himself accidentally 4 December 2006
Defecting Yeti 4 December 2006
Everyone in Japanese showbusiness is GLAY 5 December 2006
Google says… #1 5 December 2006
Why I can’t link to your site anymore: kottke.org 6 December 2006
Awwwww, geeeeeeze Edith! Pearl Hahrbor day? 7 December 2006
Some kinda’ geniuses over at Voila.fr 8 December 2006
3,000 days 9 December 2006
Warning: Employers can learn your secrets via the Internet 9 December 2006
Dinostories 10 December 2006
Real American Traitor Award #1: Colin Engelbach 11 December 2006
나의 고추는 뜨겁다! 12 December 2006
Looks like the Jews are killing Jesus all over again… …finally 12 December 2006
Recycled QWA #1: international threat level indicator 13 December 2006
The new weekend 14 December 2006
Final report and tabulation of drinking data 15 December 2006
Remember #1 16 December 2006
Life imitates art –or– I like insects better than you #20 –or– Dead-eye fly 16 December 2006
fsxkcd 17 December 2006
Distraction news #1: Baiji vs “Chinese dolphins” 18 December 2006
War Nerd 19 December 2006
A modest proposal toward molesting your children for national security 19 December 2006
Egregious “Star Trek: The Next Generation” character development errors, #3 20 December 2006
This week in the news #8 22 December 2006
My Christmas gifts –or– Representing 22 December 2006
The good news from Iraq 23 December 2006
Sunday school supplement #5: Awkward moments in the Bible 24 December 2006
Shave Tipper Gore Dry (unexpurgated version) 25 December 2006
The girl of my dreams –or– Get to know me! 26 December 2006
Traffic rage 27 December 2006
The best lesson Bill Gates has given the world 27 December 2006
Google says… #2 27 December 2006
How do you think JoJo’s going
So, tell us, have you ever met anyone famous? 29 December 2006
Short list of those not hanged today 29 December 2006
Failure is not an option, it’s a dead certainty 30 December 2006
WY? Just because. 31 December 2006
