Archived articles from 2007
415 articles found
Help, I’ve fallen and I can’t get up!® 1 January 2007Recycled QWA #2: “rosa parks” “what really happened” 2 January 2007
Gerald Ford died a pussy 3 January 2007
Do-nothing good men 3 January 2007
This week in the news #9 5 January 2007
Top 101 Devil’s Dictionary X™ views of 2006 –or– OMG JFCIREDTSSMBTBSDTFTVSPSBCYCM 6 January 2007
I like insects better than you #21 7 January 2007
The real lesson in James Kim’s death 8 January 2007
Speaking of death 9 January 2007
Sedition·com predictions for 2007 10 January 2007
Dear Senator Domenici 10 January 2007
Could be worse 12 January 2007
Memes for monkeys: Who would you disappear? 12 January 2007
Secret messages out in the open #1 13 January 2007
This week in the news #10 14 January 2007
Seattle is the new Aspen 15 January 2007
Top 5 ways I’ve disappointed myself this week 15 January 2007
1917-Suckers 16 January 2007
Geek code RFC 17 January 2007
This week in the news #11 19 January 2007
Sedition·com predictions for 2007.002 19 January 2007
This week in the news #11.1 20 January 2007
Why you’ll never see me write “Fuck Israel” on Sedition·com 20 January 2007
Hot spam 20 January 2007
A New Hope, redaction #1 21 January 2007
Surprises in JavaScript: blocking double form submission 22 January 2007
I can’t keep the symptoms and the causes straight anymore 23 January 2007
I told you Depeche Mode was gay 23 January 2007
Your benefits will be shared fairly 24 January 2007
Secret messages out in the open #2 26 January 2007
fsxkcd #2 27 January 2007
This week in the news #12 27 January 2007
Why I can’t link to your site anymore: DavidCorn.com 28 January 2007
Underfunded study: that evil profit motive causes cancer 29 January 2007
The silver lining in the Mills/McCartney divorce 30 January 2007
Resolve: War is pretty bad 31 January 2007
The problem with Sedition·com #139 31 January 2007
AdSense weekly curve 2 February 2007
I’ve killed 0.000017 Iraqis so far 2 February 2007
This week in the news #13 3 February 2007
[adult swim]: the Mooninite, Boston bomb scare apology, first draft 4 February 2007
Al Gore, 9th carbon neutral wonder of the world 5 February 2007
Recycled QWA #3: The 7 deadly sins simplified for kids 6 February 2007
All I really need to know I learned in detention at Mudville High† 7 February 2007
Plan C: foolproof solutions for intractable problems, Iraq edition 7 February 2007
This week in the news #14 9 February 2007
A unsolicited, tardy review of Peter Jackson’s King Kong 10 February 2007
Separated at birth? J.K. Rowling & Vina 11 February 2007
“Well, it could have been worse. At least she didn’t say ‘sand-niggers.’” 12 February 2007
Recycled QWA #4: collateral damage 13 February 2007
Secret messages out in the open #3 14 February 2007
Overhyped 16 February 2007
This week in the news #15 16 February 2007
Oh, Edwahrd! 17 February 2007
Cunnilingus in the animal kingdom 18 February 2007
This week in the news #15, addendum 19 February 2007
The problem with Sedition·com #17 20 February 2007
This week in the news #16 21 February 2007
Sometimes it’s a soldier’s job to die 23 February 2007
On the contrary 23 February 2007
Everyone who is opposed to homosexuality is gay 24 February 2007
Vikings in defense of Google’s book search 25 February 2007
I like insects better than you #22 26 February 2007
Recycled QWA #5: The revenge of “Kill All Americans” 27 February 2007
America, not Cheney, dodged a bullet this morning 27 February 2007
The ugly contradiction of Paul C Campos 28 February 2007
Toss that salad! Toss it! 1 March 2007
Viewer mail: underage pornography 2 March 2007
This week in the news #17 3 March 2007
What? I thought black history month had 31 days? 3 March 2007
Site log: Last-modified 3 March 2007
Al Sharpton: Go and Tell Tecumseh 4 March 2007
Take that, Bruce Sterling 5 March 2007
Dispatches from serfdom 6 March 2007
Giving to evade 7 March 2007
Britney symmetry, a study 8 March 2007
In the news this week: WorldNetDaily edition 9 March 2007
SteveB, champion of rational capitalism, not Jeopardy 10 March 2007
This week in the news #18 11 March 2007
This week in the news #18, addendum 11 March 2007
This week in the news #18, addendum #2 12 March 2007
Mr. Deity 13 March 2007
Things I learned about my contractor this weekend without asking a single question or saying a word in reply 13 March 2007
A palate cleanser—lichen 14 March 2007
Secret messages out in the open #4 14 March 2007
First tracks 15 March 2007
Where’s the love? 15 March 2007
Bruce Sterling gets
This week in the news #19 17 March 2007
Sharp-shinned hawk 18 March 2007
The Sedition·com Iraq mortality report 19 March 2007
The 100 worst guitarists of all time 20 March 2007
I’ll make you guys a new deal 20 March 2007
I like insects better than you #23 21 March 2007
I had a mildly dirty dream about Michelle Malkin last night 21 March 2007
Secret messages out in the open #5 22 March 2007
This week in the news #20 23 March 2007
This week in the news #20, addendum 23 March 2007
To the guy who pees without using his hands 24 March 2007
Sunday school guest sermon: 10 questions that every intelligent Christian must answer 25 March 2007
Paul is dead 26 March 2007
Recycled QWA #6: Why should a president be impeached? 27 March 2007
A question for your Intelligent Designer regarding supernumerary nipples 28 March 2007
Bumblebee rescue 29 March 2007
Sometimes you get the lady, sometimes you get the
This week in the news #21 31 March 2007
Website suspended by order of the Department of Homeland Security 1 April 2007
Top four rejected April fool’s gags 2 April 2007
Natural math: a primer 3 April 2007
Google says… #3 3 April 2007
Found art: redcedar face 4 April 2007
majenta: 7 sobriety myths 5 April 2007
This week in the news #22 6 April 2007
Secret messages out in the open #6 7 April 2007
I like insects better than you #24 8 April 2007
The Jane Doe—er, uh, Juanita Dominguez?—Manifesto Rebuttalissimo –or– Check mate! King me!! 9 April 2007
Call: Microsoft is Dead 9 April 2007
Updated classics #1 10 April 2007
Taking blurry pictures of beautiful animals since 1982 10 April 2007
Swine strongly implied –or– Where’s my pork chop? 11 April 2007
This week in the news #22.5 13 April 2007
I like insects better than you #25: robber fly 14 April 2007
Devil’s Dictionary 2.0 15 April 2007
Recycled QWA #7: communism 16 April 2007
Why do I have to find all the good sites on my own? 17 April 2007
Placidity not platitudes 17 April 2007
Dead varied thrush 18 April 2007
Worst
Happy
Guideline to homosexual tells 20 April 2007
I like insects better than you #26: green comma 21 April 2007
Happy Earth Day from the Devil 22 April 2007
This week in the news #23 23 April 2007
It’s counterintuitive but editorial jobs will be the last replaced by robots 23 April 2007
From all of you guys up there 24 April 2007
Hillary Rodham Freud: “…she could have been so happy…” 25 April 2007
Rapid debunking of conspiracy theories with Perl 26 April 2007
I like insects better than you #27: sweat bee 27 April 2007
Index to the insects 27 April 2007
Nathan Hale High bong social club 28 April 2007
Giuliani Warns of “New 9/11” If Dems Win 29 April 2007
Discovering Nemo –or– I simply must resolve to make it to the theater more often 30 April 2007
20-20 in the rearview v. “Mission Accomplished” 1 May 2007
I like insects better than you #28: YAM 2 May 2007
Secret messages out in the open #7 3 May 2007
Why I can guarantee you won’t see any new pictures of Debbie Schlussel on her website anytime soon 4 May 2007
This week in the news #24 5 May 2007
Sunday school supplement #6: illustrated lessons from scripture 6 May 2007
Lines I’m never gonna remember to use so you can have ’em 7 May 2007
Dear UPS pilots 7 May 2007
For lack of a clever title, #2 8 May 2007
Green comma obverse 9 May 2007
Advice to a young man 9 May 2007
“You know what? I am better than you.” 10 May 2007
Third runner-up: most unintentionally inappropriate children’s book excerpt 11 May 2007
Making the punishment fit the motive 11 May 2007
“You can’t say you love your country and hate your government.” 12 May 2007
Recycled QWA #8: unanswered questions of the bible 13 May 2007
This week in the news #25 14 May 2007
Them apples 15 May 2007
All’s well that ends Falwell: a history of heart challenges 15 May 2007
I like insects better than you #29: again with the crane fly? 16 May 2007
Dear John McCain, 17 May 2007
A Geico® parody you will never hear on prime time television (to my considerable disappointment) 18 May 2007
Recycled QWA: current terror alert level 19 May 2007
Sunday special: numerology for dummies 20 May 2007
How I prevented a terrorist attack1 while you shrill tagalongs were gnashing and rending over footwashing stations 21 May 2007
Call me Cassandra –or– Y’all better fall in line or I’m’a start predictioning on yo’ asses 22 May 2007
Recycled QWA: illustrations of differing vaginas 23 May 2007
Guess what your whining about Katrina bought? 23 May 2007
Historical remarks via lowercase post 24 May 2007
A ridi0t slideshow: 10 Questions for Christians to Answer… 24 May 2007
This week in the news #26 25 May 2007
A black and white pH strip 25 May 2007
If I were a hot chick 26 May 2007
Dog days dress-up 27 May 2007
90 years ago the lie was already ancient 28 May 2007
Why can’t you just keep it friendly? 29 May 2007
Flags of our referrers 30 May 2007
Dream journal 31 May 2007
Recycled QWA: anal probe 1 June 2007
Composition in black, white, and yellow: the bee and the buttercup 2 June 2007
Composition in black, yellow, and green: the bee and the buttercup 2 June 2007
Bob and the bee 3 June 2007
The power of positive thinking compels you. The power of positive thinking compels you. The power of positive thinking compels you! 4 June 2007
Historical remarks via lowercase post #2 4 June 2007
Study of Cézanne’s “Study of the Ecorché,” 1985 5 June 2007
Flowers like the rain better than bees who like flowers better than rain… what? 6 June 2007
Dear PhD candidate, your dissertation in a nutshell 7 June 2007
This week in the news #27 8 June 2007
Just for fun: giant house spider with relative size 9 June 2007
I like insects better than you #30: orchard mason bee 9 June 2007
Sunday school supplement #7: the value 10 June 2007
Devil’s Dictionary X™ intimate apparel: “vagina” thong 11 June 2007
The 99 Names of God (revised) 12 June 2007
Re: godsave 13 June 2007
Fount art: I am gay, reportedly 14 June 2007
This week in the news #28 15 June 2007
This week in the news #28.1 15 June 2007
It must bee the weekend again 16 June 2007
Recycled QWA: Jesus had high IQ 17 June 2007
Flump, flump –or– Literary foley at its best 18 June 2007
Purple crab –or– No, I will not get a Flickr account 19 June 2007
How Ralph Nader caused global warming –or– Would everyone please stop trying to protect me? –or– Foreshadowing 19 June 2007
Osoberry, AKA Indian plum 20 June 2007
Proof of
600 –or– Martin made me do it 21 June 2007
Incarcerex 21 June 2007
Secret messages out in the open #8 21 June 2007
This week in the news #29: LOL-special 22 June 2007
This week in the news #29.2 23 June 2007
Dinostories: Put ’em up 24 June 2007
Re: Your impending enlightenment –or– Basho behind the wheel 25 June 2007
Let’s all go to Hell together, shall we? 25 June 2007
Media plugin test 25 June 2007
Tuesday afternoons with pseudoscorpion 26 June 2007
Rose… bud… Eh, hurm. Excuse me. Frog in my throat. Nootka rose bud. 27 June 2007
Breaking News: Matt Drudge Cracks Wise on Front Page in the Midst of War!!! 28 June 2007
All your crane flies are belong to me 29 June 2007
News update #29.3—Now the other shoe drops, turns out it’s black too 29 June 2007
There is plenty to be said for Corfu but the Olympic Peninsula will not be discounted 30 June 2007
Recycled QWA: questions for conversation adult bible study 1 July 2007
I like underwater insects 2 July 2007
Marlo Thomas is a %@¢&ing liar 3 July 2007
I’m not Juan Cole but even I can catch these guys out sometimes 3 July 2007
This [4th of July] in the news #30 4 July 2007
Free Coulter! Act now—supplies are limited! 5 July 2007
4,000 1 US servicemen 2 killed 5 July 2007
Saturday etoufé –or– Lucky day 7 July 2007
Wasp nest –or– Your ancestral home’s a den of… look it up, slacker 8 July 2007
Light and fluffy with a clean, crisp aftertaste –or– I like my tail white and common 9 July 2007
“The Late Ashley Pond” (obituary for an early model) 10 July 2007
I like Pholcidae better than you 11 July 2007
Google advertisers say, #2 13 July 2007
“Our People Are What Make Us Great” — Melissa Kesler-Keithly 13 July 2007
Dum, dum-dum, dum… Dumb! –or– Cognitive dissonance single biggest cause of upset stomach 14 July 2007
“Shelter me, oh genius words,” it’s
Morbid implications of children’s books: One Monster After Another 17 July 2007
Recycled QWA: project manager dictionary 18 July 2007
Take it in the ear like a man –or– Can’t we just let bylines be bylines 20 July 2007
This week in the news #31 21 July 2007
Notes from Culpepper Isle –or– Not to be outdone by someone in a squirrel suit 22 July 2007
Avoiding jQuery Ajax errors from leaving the page in the middle of a request 22 July 2007
And I thought American cops were bad shots 23 July 2007
Blocking Cocks of Certain Persons Who Threaten Invisible Clothes Draped over Iraq 24 July 2007
The conversation eight months ago 25 July 2007
OpenDevil » The Open Devil’s Dictionary 27 July 2007
It’s still got that new beetle smell 28 July 2007
Name my baby 29 July 2007
Thou shalt always remember lyrics are what make rock equal Bach — YouTube week, day 1 30 July 2007
You say tomato, I say impeachment — YouTube week, day 2 31 July 2007
Interrupting sloth — YouTube week, day 3 1 August 2007
Planet of the Apes remixed as a Twilight Zone episode — YouTube week, day 4 2 August 2007
For your consideration: Shining — YouTube week, day 5 3 August 2007
The Paedofinder General — YouTube week, day 6 4 August 2007
Saint Olof of the Rings — YouTube week, day 7 5 August 2007
The tree and the cherry apple and how far it falls 6 August 2007
I am totally, totally, totally in the wrong line online 7 August 2007
US military deaths at 4,102 8 August 2007
Catalyst + TT + Unicode in template + Unicode in YAML config + POST = double encoding 9 August 2007
Addendum to the sworn affidavit given by one Max Cady –or– I can out diff you 10 August 2007
Why I can’t link to your site anymore: FriendlyAtheist.com 11 August 2007
Rejected because I’m gay? 12 August 2007
Republicans + evolution 13 August 2007
This snake in the news 13 August 2007
Recycled QWA: javascript case randomize 14 August 2007
I was a better D&D geek than you 15 August 2007
Dear Adult Swim #2, 16 August 2007
This week in the news #32 17 August 2007
Re: The Awesomeness Of Muscular Awesomeness 18 August 2007
My future in marketing is eternally just around the corner 19 August 2007
What’s the oldest thing you own? 20 August 2007
The Reagan Diaries, chapter “Shiftless, Looking for Easy Work” 20 August 2007
The stature of a hero is measured by the villians he faces 21 August 2007
Recycled QWA: condom malfunction 22 August 2007
Public domain goodies: A Princess of Mars 23 August 2007
I am curious about the names of the fallen 23 August 2007
Green grasshopper –or– Antenna envy 24 August 2007
Mr Yashel V D’nop — Genuine International Serieux Problem Solver 25 August 2007
Sing It Loud & Proud 25 August 2007
Sunday school supplement #8: Pharoah explains to Moses and Aaron “what now?” 26 August 2007
Recycled QWA: last words of john galt 27 August 2007
On the recent news of one less Alberto Gonzales 27 August 2007
Quick update 28 August 2007
They call me Tiny 29 August 2007
Your Friday kick in the teeth – or – Support the troops or be prepared for a world-wide Islamic empire founded of the women and children we weren’t determined enough to kill 31 August 2007
Found art: <3 1 September 2007
This week in the news #33 2 September 2007
The first thing we do, let’s lock up the gay, Arab-friendly Asians 3 September 2007
Fucking math 4 September 2007
An unsolicited, unintentional 28 year early review of The Sopranos by a dead old lady 5 September 2007
The problem with Sedition·com #18 6 September 2007
Nerdburn, cf Perl 7 September 2007
Saturday sculpin 8 September 2007
Re: Saturday sculpin –or– A missing modest fishing proposal link 9 September 2007
Re: iPhone price cut 10 September 2007
A joke posted for Emma Persephone Sonnenberg and no one else 11 September 2007
The biggest @$$%*!# in the world 12 September 2007
Two of Mallards 13 September 2007
Black commedy gold 14 September 2007
Honey bee 15 September 2007
This week in the news #34, suggested redaction 16 September 2007
The thousand dollar rat –or– Let this be a warning my bewiskeréd moochers gobbling birdseed, wires, and baseboards not meant for you 17 September 2007
I SO TOTALLY WIN 18 September 2007
Finally caught the most recent X-Men movie on cable –or– BPHO 19 September 2007
Say hello to my little friend 20 September 2007
PS, Dear Scruggs 20 September 2007
Quotes from the wilderness 21 September 2007
An email from the wif: priceless morning with babies Part I 21 September 2007
Websites I’d like to visit when someone finally builds them 22 September 2007
This week in the news #35 23 September 2007
Happy birthday to It 23 September 2007
US anti-terror military death count JavaScript for your site 24 September 2007
Recycled QWA: 10 questions to ask a priest 25 September 2007
Caterpillar… boy, this post is kinda lame. I wonder if Ashley is really busy or something. 26 September 2007
Dispatches from an empty cake platter 29 September 2007
Oh, no, it’s raining again 30 September 2007
Recycled QWA: sobriety benefits 1 October 2007
What the world needs now more than ever before: an organic way to get caffeine into beef 2 October 2007
You’re only as young as tired you are. 3 October 2007
My penis is of no historical importance 4 October 2007
I’ll tell you how you judge whether or not a country has justice 5 October 2007
Appendix A 6 October 2007
Dispatches from the graveyard of amendments 7 October 2007
E tu Interpol? 8 October 2007
Dear supporters and authors of the US Patriot Act, 9 October 2007
An optical illusion 10 October 2007
Definitions without the funny part: pacifist 11 October 2007
Recycled QWA: are you trying to write a suicide letter? 12 October 2007
What October is supposed to look like 13 October 2007
Kilometer/mile converter redux, jQuery version 14 October 2007
Hem Hess Hem 14 October 2007
The moment after you’ve hit F6 15 October 2007
Semaphores from the Fire 16 October 2007
My wide stance on gay rights 17 October 2007
For the last time, it’s not a back slash, retards 18 October 2007
Recycled QWA: SMALL POEM ON MY MOM 19 October 2007
The result of love without discipline 20 October 2007
A scathing review of Brain Age 2 21 October 2007
Some editorial notes for Anderson Cooper on his 60 Minutes story “The Food of Life” 22 October 2007
Bull’s eye 23 October 2007
A one sentence review of Oryx and Crake 24 October 2007
This week in the news #36 25 October 2007
The problem with Sedition·com #23 26 October 2007
Broken pipe, creekside 27 October 2007
Recycled QWA: what does it mean when someone is dismissive of your pain? 28 October 2007
Dear every member of the philosophical miscarriage the mother wanted to name DailyKos, 29 October 2007
The illustrated dream journal of a boy, c. 1985 30 October 2007
Happy Halloween: Barred owl 31 October 2007
Dear teen about to take the New Mexico drivers exam 2 November 2007
Recycled QWA: how to get rid of your tomboy image 3 November 2007
A post-Halloween pictorial essay on potential energy 4 November 2007
Dear Dr Steven Fox, 5 November 2007
Itchin’ to kill you some Iranians? 6 November 2007
I like blah, blah, blah, blah… Velvety spider 7 November 2007
A comment by Charlie Davis I stole from Jonathan Schwarz… 9 November 2007
There is totally a God 10 November 2007
Happy
The view from this desk 12 November 2007
A few words about Ron Paul 13 November 2007
Cause and effect 14 November 2007
From the John McCain website, a surprising dose of honesty 15 November 2007
This week in the news #37 16 November 2007
This week in the news #37.1 16 November 2007
“Every member of the North American Pond family … even the infants.” 17 November 2007
Recycled QWA: why some people are smarter than others 18 November 2007
Friendships are like rainbows. 19 November 2007
Me, Claudius 20 November 2007
So far outta the park you’re asking passers-by what year it is 21 November 2007
Do you ever think anything you don’t
The Book of Ornamental Alphabets, Ancient and Mediæval, from the Eighth Century– 23 November 2007
Nebraska 24 November 2007
Dear Adult Swim #3, 25 November 2007
Our Lady of the Hygienic Waterboard –or– Hillary Soprano 26 November 2007
Conservatives sure do think about anal sex a lot 27 November 2007
“An insemination of glee” 27 November 2007
Halo or reticle? –or– Holy Obama in the Crosshairs 28 November 2007
Where were you when I needed you, Randall? 29 November 2007
This week in the news #38 30 November 2007
You say morbid, I say mordant…let’s call the whole thing off. 1 December 2007
Happy birthday to my backend 1 December 2007
DailyKak #1: the most anti-Negro law on our statute books 2 December 2007
Sedition·com presidential hopefuls value table 3 December 2007
Oy vey, a smear –or– Don’t you know that puns are antisemitic!? 4 December 2007
Suggested for your edification: “Bill of Rights Under Bush: A Timeline” 4 December 2007
Four years ago today– 5 December 2007
In case you catch yourself feeling good 6 December 2007
Chappy Hanukkah! 7 December 2007
Guest eeditorial: Beer snobbery –or– I blew a what, officer? 8 December 2007
“George Dubya explains” 8 December 2007
How transparently hateful you would be 9 December 2007
Egregious “Star Trek: Voyager” errors, #3 10 December 2007
Dear readers who seem concerned that I don’t go after Bill Clinton enough –or– Current Events v Bipartisan Blogging 11 December 2007
Google charts, sample code version 1.00001 –or- Truth in advertising 12 December 2007
Hots on for
The nerdiest and possibly most illegal thing I’ve ever done 13 December 2007
You’re missing the bigger picture, George Bush is a strategic genius 14 December 2007
Catalyst best practices: don’t allow GETs for login 15 December 2007
The Sky Drops –or– “So I don’t bear the burden of being okay” 16 December 2007
Notes to an aspiring blogger #1 17 December 2007
Ron Paul and Andrew Sullivan 18 December 2007
Sedition·com JavaScript widgets for your site 19 December 2007
Teleology… um… no, where’s my dictionary… Tautology. Take that, sub-space. 19 December 2007
You can prove to me that you exist, God 22 December 2007
holiday in suburbia 23 December 2007
My truth and my answer 24 December 2007
My joy and my sequel 25 December 2007
Dispatches from serfdom #3 26 December 2007
The prescient
Why you must elect me, Vivian Five VI, to be the next president of the United States of America 28 December 2007
Secret messages out in the open #9 29 December 2007
Acute midichlorian syndrome 30 December 2007
The blogosphere in 2007, the year in review 31 December 2007
