Archived articles from 2009
158 articles found
Ashley’s New Year tips for a successful cranial-rectal extraction 1 January 2009The shorter Sedition·com 5 January 2009
$clue->next("Virginia O’Brien") –or– The girl of my dreams, take 2 8 January 2009
Face! 8 January 2009
Re: Johannes Mehserle 8 January 2009
Here’s the opening quote for page one of your place in history –or– Don’t let the door hit you in the ass on the way out, George 12 January 2009
Blazar RIP 16 January 2009
Soldiers refuse to serve in Gaza 17 January 2009
Enjoy your bed, you made it 20 January 2009
Augurs 20 January 2009
I suppose it just means the IDF have the best intentions—and the worst aim—in military history 21 January 2009
This “week” in the anti-imperialtarian blagues 25 January 2009
This “week” in the news #45 26 January 2009
The new Google favicon, a two word review 27 January 2009
Sedition·com remainder bin #1: Countries trying to destroy the USA 29 January 2009
This act imagines its reception 1 February 2009
Dear Secretary of the Interior Nominee, Dr P.J. Sciuriphage, MFPhD 3 February 2009
M. Phelps gets high? You don’t say? 4 February 2009
This week in the news #46 5 February 2009
Correction 6 February 2009
But which branch!? 8 February 2009
The top five reasons I don’t write about my kids here 9 February 2009
Dear Liberal-Vegan-PETAniks desperately trying to save the environment 11 February 2009
1234567890 13 February 2009
Ashley’s legal guide, part 1.a. 14 February 2009
Nancy Benac and Calvin Woodward, the worst journalists in the world? Or just America? 15 February 2009
Dispatches from serfdom #3 16 February 2009
This week in the news #47 17 February 2009
IMHO 18 February 2009
How is the US Congress like a bunch of pedophiles? 21 February 2009
This week in the news #48 22 February 2009
Self portrait, Civic, aught-eight 24 February 2009
Subject: re Twitter 27 February 2009
I can’t tell… does this make Sedition·com relevant to the national stage? 28 February 2009
The FBI came and took all my computers this morning 1 March 2009
Top 5 things about the universe that bug the Hell outta me 3 March 2009
Dear Adobe®, 5 March 2009
This week in the news #49 7 March 2009
Housing Crisis on Infinite Americas 9 March 2009
It’s always fucking Texas, isn’t it? 11 March 2009
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May all shoes thrown ever connect : منتظر الزيدي 13 March 2009
They sell unicorn rides too 14 March 2009
How once again we discover why it’s better for the world I’m not wealthy 17 March 2009
Wisconsin™? Really? 18 March 2009
When did Seattle become a ghetto? 19 March 2009
Not photoshopped #1, missing New Mexico 20 March 2009
The mother of all funk chords + I’m new 21 March 2009
Passive-Aggressive Phrase Dictionary, redacted 23 March 2009
Hysteria is the mother of invention and the step-dad of molesting your so-called values 24 March 2009
Take that, Ashton Kutcher 25 March 2009
Dear Bill Gates, 27 March 2009
The Perry Bible Fellowship because if you don’t know it, you’re an iLoser 30 March 2009
Advertising snafus #3,239 2 April 2009
This week in the news #50 3 April 2009
The bravest cops in the world, American cops 3 April 2009
Proposed collective nouns for the 21st century 6 April 2009
Fungus, taste the rainbow 8 April 2009
Happy 40th birthday Debbie Schlussel! –or– Auto-Godwinned! 9 April 2009
Dear Alanis, 10 April 2009
Flipping over Passover 12 April 2009
Sedition·mobi 13 April 2009
An occurrence at Enos Garcia Middle School playfield 14 April 2009
$20,585 15 April 2009
Truth in literature #1 16 April 2009
You say lumbago, I say lambada… 17 April 2009
It happened one night on the chalkboard 19 April 2009
Ashley’s formula table for junior software developers 21 April 2009
The return of the dress code 22 April 2009
Not every genocide exclusively involved Jews, not even the one involving Jews, and especially not the one denied by Jews 24 April 2009
Ah, what the Hell… A love scene between Hoi Polloi and United Stateses Governments, precious… 25 April 2009
This forever in the news — aka, KING OF THE PUSSIES 27 April 2009
At least the newest president speaks better than the last… 29 April 2009
The truth, aka Regular Sedition·Edition #1,000 30 April 2009
Yes, we do have an up-tempo rendition of Hocus Pocus available, why do you ask? 1 May 2009
Adventures in homeschooling #1 4 May 2009
My Post Secret Sunday, some blood 10 May 2009
Perl, perl –or– PHP or die, eh…? Wait a second, I’m thinking! 12 May 2009
Please, everyone get with me on this 14 May 2009
Dead puppies aren’t much fun… 15 May 2009
A working ant farm –or– Got anus milk? 16 May 2009
A Scythian shot at Swine Flu 18 May 2009
I can haz DoK 19 May 2009
Did you know that all human knowledge could be encoded by making a mark on a stick? 20 May 2009
Otterly clear 21 May 2009
Quentin Tarantino and Inglourious Basterds: Violence as MacGuffin 22 May 2009
My enemies make me very :( 24 May 2009
I like coming full circle more than you 26 May 2009
“I support the troops” 27 May 2009
xkcd is slowly becoming my revenge upon the world 29 May 2009
Top 5 ways I’ve disappointed myself this week #2 4 June 2009
5,000 dead servicemen and change 4 June 2009
President Obama v English: FAIL 5 June 2009
Red State Update: “Numbers and letters don’t mix!” 8 June 2009
Ashley’s guide to rhetoric, chapter uno 9 June 2009
Some while back in the news #1 10 June 2009
All hail 112 11 June 2009
A hypothosis on your grandfathers and grandmothers, your parents and cousins, you 11 June 2009
“Never read” 15 June 2009
“Sometimes, I wonder if this is how things started in 1933.” 17 June 2009
Things by their right names 18 June 2009
“One loses job.” 19 June 2009
Me: Did you hear about the latest Michael Phelps race? 21 June 2009
Egregious Star Trek errors on the big screen #17 26 June 2009
Suggest topic #1: People you would bring back from the dead today 29 June 2009
I think I misunderestimated Twitter 1 July 2009
Die Fahnen hoch 1 July 2009
Speaking of questions for your
Secret messages out in the open #14 7 July 2009
In defense of President Obama 10 July 2009
In their defense, Veronica was wearing yellow 18 July 2009
40th anniversary of plenty 20 July 2009
G-Force used the wrong letter –or– More parenting than you can shake something at 23 July 2009
The best tech quote of 2009: “usually it just means the UI is retarded (see git)” 25 July 2009
In the unintentional irony of the RIF-generation department 26 July 2009
Some notes on bikeshedding 28 July 2009
10 things not to do before I die 29 July 2009
A new scale for how hot it is –or– Record Vivs in Seattle 30 July 2009
Question for your
Questions from the Chalkboard #2 1 August 2009
“users of performance-enhancing drugs are not doing anything inherently wrong” 3 August 2009
Agile development: The missing slide 4 August 2009
Happy birthday, you don’t have much left to learn about your dad anyway 5 August 2009
There is a difference between misogyny and criticism 6 August 2009
An open letter to the adult “only children” of North America 16 August 2009
The world has Warnocked me 18 August 2009
Recycled QWA: Interview with Bobby Fischer 27 August 2009
This week in the news #51: short form 28 August 2009
Yin and Yang according to Google 7 September 2009
What’s the difference between NYC and Arkansas? 10 September 2009
Time.com: Eight Years After 9/11: Why Osama bin Laden is a Failure 11 September 2009
A quick vi(m) tutorial 14 September 2009
Dear world, let’s be realistic:
cynicism != pessimism
15 September 2009
What I won’t say to my dentist about refusing to get X-rays 16 September 2009
Wearing white after Labor Day 17 September 2009
Is there anything more embarrassing than a doctor… 18 September 2009
Dear assholes, 21 September 2009
My martini shaker’s better than yours, an’I ain’t never been fired for it neither 22 September 2009
Dot con’em –or– Freudian typos 26 September 2009
Notes on the plight of 4.7 million minus one Iraqi refugees 28 September 2009
Questions from the chalkboard #3 29 September 2009
This week in the nothing in particular 30 September 2009
What the SATs should look like 1 October 2009
Just for fun: virtual autopsy 7 October 2009
In case you thought maybe I was wrong about how fixing the economy was gonna work out –or– The fix is in 8 October 2009
Lesser known facts about Chuck Norris 9 October 2009
This is all absurd. Obama is president of the United States of America. There’s a big difference. 10 October 2009
Allow me to be the first of what I daresay will be legion by close of blogness tomorrow 15 October 2009
Black presidents in popular fiction 19 October 2009
Microsoft launches Windows 7 24 October 2009
Untitled 30 October 2009
Avatar 4 November 2009
For whatever reason –or– Don’t count your blessings before they hatch 5 November 2009
“Extra line breaks in this message were removed.” 6 November 2009
This week in the news #52: the horror 7 November 2009
Kid Rock quotes for all ocassions 9 November 2009
A day to honor our allies and friends 11 November 2009
Turns out James Hetfield isn’t that great a match after all 12 November 2009
