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02/08/2005 This is a sort of mental spam trap. There are no nude girls here. Well, there are a couple here but none on this site. Well, if pressed, yowser!, one must admit there are pieces of a few here and here. If you don’t know how to use Google’s image search to find porn, you deserve this kind of sidetracking.

No underage nudes, only information about your general hunger for them. So if you’re here to find skin, you’ll only find your own, flapping on the fence post. Pow, whatcha gonna do now?

The graphs and data below come from searches referring visitors to Sedition·com in the past 18 months. If you’re curious to see some searches that bring people here as they happen, here is the referring searches page; enjoy the fruitless debauchery.

That’s right, you’re looking for naked girls about 13 years of age. Boy, that’s charming. I had a hunch it would bell-out there and I was right. Here are some more lies, I mean statistics. To think I got my first $15,000 raise for doing this same sort of stuff at Amazon.com where my audience was also not listening.

                   mean -->> 14.07
                 median -->> 13.00
     standard_deviation -->>  5.49

There were tiny statistical spikes at 40 and 65 but they didn’t even reach the size of age groups like 4 and 5, and they’re not revolting, so they’re left out of the graphs.

The more you know: child pornography

As a public service, I’d like to remind the viewers at home that:

1. Underage porn, even the softest-core, and they are oh, so soft at that age, will land you in the big house (not to be confused with the monkey house, aka 1600 Pennsylvania Ave).
2. Many browsers keep a history of where you go, what you search for, and even what you type. And other persons’ webservers, like mine, record the same information by your IP which is usually traceable back to you.
3. If none of the above has sunk in, I’ll spell it out. If you actually manage to find underage nude girls online, which you probably won’t, prison is just one dime-drop away for as long as the statute of limitations in your state lasts, i.e. years.

The numbers

Selected levels of national perversion in ascending magnitude of collective deviance.

As usual, America retains its clear dominance in a field that is pathetic, perverted, and sad.

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