Special dinosaur discovered in Seattle backyard
Saturday, 16 September 2006
“We couldn’t love him more,” say the proud paleontologists.
Me: Can’t I leave the room
for 10 minutes without you doing something we’ll both regret?
Myself: The first rule of
Fight Club is you do not talk about Fight Club.
Me: We’re going to get
letters. And deserve whatever they throw at us.
Myself: The second rule of
Fight Club is you do not talk about Fight Club.
Me: God, why do you have to
be such a retard!?
Myself: Oh! Oh! Oh! And
I’m the bad guy for making a dinosaur special-ed joke. You need
therapy man, in the worst way.
Me: I don’t think my
insurance covers that kind of care. Only after, you know, something
goes “wrong.”
Myself: Ask Julie for booze
money.
Me: Nope. That’s what we
call deferred care.
Myself: Did you even look
at the dinosaur picture?
Me: … … …
Myself: See.
No comments · [comment]
